5WC I Believe

5 Word Challenge: bezerk, frisbeetarianism, staycation, shituation, fud

I’ve always been a religious dabbler, an X-Catholic, a Jack Mormon, 10 minute Buddhist, a three whirl Dervish, but, honestly, who would have thought the Frisbeetarians were right?  And now here I am in this shituation:  soul stuck on the roof, in permanent staycation.  I mean, I can handle these things.  I’m resourceful and I’ve spent many a summer perfecting the English on a disk toss. But what’s my poor mother going to do when she gets here, good Presbyterian woman that she is?  It’s going to bring her to her knees and not in prayer.  Everything she believed – fud.  Bezerk.  She’s going to go bezerk, disembodied up here for all eternity trying to learn the subtleties of extreme frisbee, converting to Frisbeetarianism, and finding her salvation was only slightly further than her attic.