Dropping Out

5 Word Challenge, Urban Dictionary Special: bezerk, frisbeetarianism, staycation, shituation, fud 

"BS at work is to be expected and tolerated. What makes a job intolerable is the UBS--Unnecessary Bull Shit." – Sophie

No money, no funny...hmm... (checking bank balance)... I can't see any flight but fancy taking off with me on it, anytime soon.

Sure, Copacabana would be nice about now, but my religion – frisbeetarianism – doesn't promise any glorious sunny paradise when I die of overwork, and job doesn't allow any decent length of vacation to allow me to chill out before I do keel over... 

Maybe tomorrow a good (cough-sputter) staycation with cat – stress leave (ahem) sick day – don't tell the office – just me and a bit of tetris and brownies, keeping the fud-slinging media turned and tuned out.

The phone'll be unplugged (shhhh, fever and migraine y'know) against whatever bezerk shituation flies at the work...it will just have to fly solo without my catching it. Maybe it will die quick and dull, like a summer fly, and drop without my swatting a sweat at it.