5 Word Challenge: bezerk, frisbeetarianism, staycation, shituation, fud

5 Word Challenge: bezerk, frisbeetarianism, staycation, shituation, fud

Reporting for WVOX, I'm Elentari.  Today, the leader of the extremest group FUD (Frisbeetarianists Unite for Destruction) went bezerk at the group's recent gathering.  During a speech to his followers, The Frisbee Lord (as he is known to his followers) spoke out about the importance of Frisbeetarianism and the continuation of FUD in the social psyche.  Though, halfway through his speech, he began screaming about the 'shituation' with the kite extremist group, the Kites Are Omnipresent (KAO).  Apparently, the KAO is strengthening and staging a staycation to fill the air with kites and effectively destroy the FUD's entire organization.  Mr. Frisbee Lord has been arrested and further details will follow in tonight's 10pm broadcast.  Stay tuned!  This is Elentari, reporting live for WVOX.